What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Innocent before proven guilty

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

But this is not

What did one boob say to the other boob

This isn't going to, hurt.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?